February 2009
53 posts
Pepsi Parody ads. That was quick! http://reflushed.wordpress.com/ #superads09
Feb 1st
January 2009
45 posts
YouTube suggested some puppy videos for me to watch. And you know what? THEY WERE FUCKING RIGHT ON THE MONEY
Jan 30th
The internet is very boring today.
Jan 29th
I will fight someone TO THE DEATH to get that Nickelodeon agency internship
Jan 29th
DIAMOND DAVEEEEEEE http://shitbagz.com/gameZ/assteroidZDDEbeta
Jan 29th
Coraline is probably the best thing to happen to Hot Topic since, well, Twilight
Jan 29th
#comedy In case you missed it, my standup EP, recorded LIVE at Miami Ad School. Tagged and ready for iTunes! http://tinyurl.com/acmas08
Jan 28th
God is dead and I know what killed him http://tinyurl.com/5ydrrg
Jan 27th
Ciolino’s Law: 70% of all the songs you’ve ever heard were written by Tom Waits.
Jan 27th
Drawing a really good Pac-Man is hard.
Jan 27th
Yeah, I added the movie “Mermaids” to my Netflix queue. WHAT NOW MOTHERFUCKERS???
Jan 26th
I know it’s best for Twitter to delete spam accounts, but c’mon man. MY FOLLOWERS COUNT IS DROPPING
Jan 25th
I just feel so sorry for Friendster. Talk about getting screwed over.
Jan 24th
The phrase “Really gets my goat” needs to make a comeback.
Jan 23rd
The smell of bookstores makes me have to poop.
Jan 23rd
NEVER BAD-MOUTH SYNERGY
Jan 23rd
Barack Obama probably gets to see Watchmen before we do. Jerk.
Jan 20th
Identity Theft is a drag.
Jan 20th
At the Full House house. THIS IS MY MECCA
Jan 19th
I’m in the nerdiest hotel of all time it’s awesome
Jan 18th
Netflix just suggested I’d like the movie “Happiness.” I must be a terrible human being.
Jan 18th
I will miss the nano chromatic ads. iPods shitting blood? LOVE IT
Jan 18th
Dexter Season 3: Jimmy Smits, talkin’ to ghosts and killing the little kid from the old PeoplePC commercials? EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH …
Jan 18th
If you are over the age of 16 you should not be allowed to use the word yummy. ACT LIKE A FUCKING ADULT
Jan 18th
iPhone spellcheck agrees with me
Jan 18th
Dexter Season 3: Jimmy Smits, talkin’ to ghosts and killing the little kid from the old PeoplePC commercials? EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH …
Jan 18th
I will miss the nano chromatic ads. iPods shitting blood? LOVE IT
Jan 18th
I’m in the nerdiest hotel of all time it’s awesome
Jan 17th
iPhone spellcheck agrees with me
Jan 17th
If you are over the age of 16 you should not be allowed to use the word yummy. ACT LIKE A FUCKING ADULT
Jan 17th
Netflix just suggested I’d like the movie “Happiness.” I must be a terrible human being.
Jan 17th
LIVEBLOG UPDATE: too drumk to blog
Jan 16th
LIVEBLOG UPDATE: I miss Trevor
Jan 16th
LIVEBLOG UPDATE: I finished my Heineken
Jan 16th
New Gorillaz tracks are tits http://tinyurl.com/9sf938
Jan 16th
Last tweet about R/GA before I sign the non-disclosure agreement. I’m working on such clients as
Jan 16th
MRS DOUBTFIRE MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE
Jan 13th
I want a pizza. In cone form.
Jan 12th
Finally blogged again! Poopin on YouTube with Bill Cosby http://tinyurl.com/8hzha2
Jan 11th
Bought an awesome robot t-shirt today. Too bad I didn’t realize it was a woman’s size.
Jan 11th
HOT DOG ITS IN THE UPPER 50s!!!!!!!!!!!!111ONE
Jan 10th
BONNIE TYLER IS THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT
Jan 10th
Subway may be taking over San Francisco
Jan 8th
I haven’t tweeted about San Francisco at all WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?
Jan 6th
American Airlines put me in first class! Not a bad way to start the quarter!
Jan 4th