Pepsi Parody ads. That was quick! http://reflushed.wordpress.com/ #superads09
YouTube suggested some puppy videos for me to watch. And you know what? THEY WERE FUCKING RIGHT ON THE MONEY
The internet is very boring today.
I will fight someone TO THE DEATH to get that Nickelodeon agency internship
DIAMOND DAVEEEEEEE http://shitbagz.com/gameZ/assteroidZDDEbeta
Coraline is probably the best thing to happen to Hot Topic since, well, Twilight
#comedy In case you missed it, my standup EP, recorded LIVE at Miami Ad School. Tagged and ready for iTunes! http://tinyurl.com/acmas08
God is dead and I know what killed him http://tinyurl.com/5ydrrg
Ciolino’s Law: 70% of all the songs you’ve ever heard were written by Tom Waits.
Drawing a really good Pac-Man is hard.
Yeah, I added the movie “Mermaids” to my Netflix queue. WHAT NOW MOTHERFUCKERS???
I know it’s best for Twitter to delete spam accounts, but c’mon man. MY FOLLOWERS COUNT IS DROPPING
I just feel so sorry for Friendster. Talk about getting screwed over.
The phrase “Really gets my goat” needs to make a comeback.
The smell of bookstores makes me have to poop.
NEVER BAD-MOUTH SYNERGY
Barack Obama probably gets to see Watchmen before we do. Jerk.
Identity Theft is a drag.
At the Full House house. THIS IS MY MECCA
I’m in the nerdiest hotel of all time it’s awesome
Netflix just suggested I’d like the movie “Happiness.” I must be a terrible human being.
I will miss the nano chromatic ads. iPods shitting blood? LOVE IT
Dexter Season 3: Jimmy Smits, talkin’ to ghosts and killing the little kid from the old PeoplePC commercials? EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH …
If you are over the age of 16 you should not be allowed to use the word yummy. ACT LIKE A FUCKING ADULT
iPhone spellcheck agrees with me
LIVEBLOG UPDATE: too drumk to blog
LIVEBLOG UPDATE: I miss Trevor
LIVEBLOG UPDATE: I finished my Heineken
New Gorillaz tracks are tits http://tinyurl.com/9sf938
Last tweet about R/GA before I sign the non-disclosure agreement. I’m working on such clients as
MRS DOUBTFIRE MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE
I want a pizza. In cone form.
Finally blogged again! Poopin on YouTube with Bill Cosby http://tinyurl.com/8hzha2
Bought an awesome robot t-shirt today. Too bad I didn’t realize it was a woman’s size.
HOT DOG ITS IN THE UPPER 50s!!!!!!!!!!!!111ONE
BONNIE TYLER IS THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT
Subway may be taking over San Francisco
I haven’t tweeted about San Francisco at all WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?
American Airlines put me in first class! Not a bad way to start the quarter!