The Ramones essentially only performed variations of one song, but it was a pretty good song.
Hell is a bathroom at a comic book convention. And I’ve just lived it. Ugh.
Tumblrs like to tumbl. Tumblrs NEED to tumbl.
Or should I say Tumblrs > Pumprs
The homeless commune that lives across the street found a large boombox. Hopefully it runs out of batteries soon. OH GOD THEY’RE EVOLVING
I still listen to Belle and Sebastian; I don’t care if it makes me seem like a pussy.
There are so many jowls in this building tonight
Next week we should all countdown our 10 favorite songs on Twitter. What do ya say? Post song links too. CMON PEOPLE LETS MEME DIS SHIT UP
Really need to buy a new pair of shoes. Seriously, I can smell them from all the way up here. http://tinyurl.com/bfby7f
Am I the only one excited about Tinted Windows? I never thought I would give Taylor Hanson any of my money http://tinyurl.com/ab2ssd
Blondie- Dreaming http://tinyurl.com/2fh5g2
Beta version of my website is up! http://www.anthonyciolino.com/version2.html Let me know what you think!
God dammit, if I had a job right now I could buy Michael Jackson’s Simpsons arcade unit!
HOLY FUCK SOPHIA LOREN DIED? #oscars
HOLY FUCK SOPHIA LOREN DIED?
Shirley MaClaine is stoned as fuck
True North: Our nuts, your mouths. I’ll take that copywriter job now
Will Smith has so much damn money
Trying to talk to my mom with instant messaging. This is how Anne Sullivan must’ve felt.
Me and @joefurmanek are using Valentines Day coupons for free cheesecake. I DONT CARE HOW GAY IT LOOKS FREE CHEESECAKE
DID SOMEBODY SAY SASSY?
Ugh Limp Bizkit is getting back together. GOD DAMMIT OBAMA YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE AMERICA BETTER
Me and some other fat guy are looking at jeans at Urban Outfitters. C’mon buddy, who are we kidding?
This neck pillow better be worth the 12 bux I spent on it.
Vitaminwater, Snickers and Motrin. Breakfast of champions!
Re-pinging @carrenokeefe: goobers on ads of the world. http://tinyurl.com/cj5md5 Way to go Carren!
TRIP UPDATE: No Skymall? What a jip!
TRIP UPDATE: There are some really phlemmy people here. OH GOD IM GOING TO GET SICK
TRIP UPDATE: They are playing Shania Twain. It makes me excited to see my mom.
TRIP UPDATE: They are really REALLY terrible
TRIP UPDATE: They are sort of terrible
TRIP UPDATE: I bought some Cherry Berry “crunchdried” fruit snacks for dinner. Will follow up shortly.
TRIP UPDATE: They smell like the inside of a pumpkin
Today I’m filling up my RSS feeder LIKE WHAT
Fuck this I’m making hot chocolate
Okay, I like 50 Cent now http://tinyurl.com/anbjj2
This tweet is a reminder about how shitty the song “Will2K” was. NEVER FORGET!!!!!
TED talks on the toilet. God bless you iPhone
I don’t care if I end up in a shed wearing a tinfoil hat and shitting into adult diapers, YOU’LL ALL LEARN THE TRUTH! I WILL NOT BE SILENCED
And while I’m on the subject, I have cooked up a major conspiracy theory that proves Paul Simon and Steve Martin to be the same person
Also, I have a feeling Chevy Chase wasn’t just pretending to be a douchebag in this video http://tinyurl.com/bc85hf
Watching Bjork videos. I feel melancholy, yet horny.
Was supposed to do work, but ended up watching puppy vids on YouTube. WHOOPSADAISY
I know it’s super trendy to hate Bono, but “The Joshua Tree” is fucking awesome.
I dedicate my 600th tweet to Fred’s Pizza Pro 3000 circular pizza saw. I want it so hard. http://tinyurl.com/br5uz9
How much screentime do we need of Dr. Manhattan’s dick to consider the Watchmen movie “faithful to the source material?”
If you took every alt rock song from 1991-1996, put them in a blender and added a few gallons of water, you’d get http://tinyurl.com/5co9vz
RT @joefurmanek: #spotcritic #superbowlads #superads09 i like these pepsi ads better than that one http://reflushed.wordpress.com/