I don’t think my pants are tight enough to listen to Calvin Harris
I’d imagine that an Apocalypse-flavored Slurpee would probably taste like bile and burning flesh? I’ll find out the next time I’m at 7-11.
Whenever a video game has a left-handed option, I always keep it off. Does this make me self-hating?
I saw a game on the app store named “Super Yum Yum 3.” I didn’t know they made a game named after my penis!
I hate to be the Twidouche that posts links constantly. But guys, 10 Things about Oregon Trail!: http://tinyurl.com/on27w8
Brian Wilson wrote a rap album. It’s even worse than you think. http://bit.ly/m4FHx
I’ve seen some awesome YouTube videos today.
RT: @joefurmanek Also f u twittedidix an switching to tweetie.
For a fucking nerd that’s excited over a pokemon remake I’m having quite the rockstar evening
Hot three-way turtle action in Central Park! http://twitpic.com/4sl35
#followfriday @my_nads THATS RIGHT A DICK JOKE Y’ALL DEAL WITH IT
It is physically impossible for doves to cry. PRINCE WAS FUCKING LYING TO US
Off to NYC to accept my One Show pencil!
Doin’ it anyway #superfudge #judyblume
Is Superfudge hashtaggable?
Twibe? Who the fuck am I? Superfudge?
Fuck, sitting next to a baby. UHHHHHH
MOTHERFUCKING LOU REED MONDAY
Mushrooms are weird
For those of you still unsure about QA, here’s some info on R/GA San Francisco! http://tinyurl.com/dlmpfn
More fun from my Spam folder: “The Jack Rabbit Vibrator - Magically Orgasmic!” Wouldn’t a Trix reference worked better than Lucky Charms?
HORRORS OF FACEBOOK: “Well..I’m old..41..but the best memory of my life happened in the back of a VW in 1982….” ~Leslie R.
Just “re-branded” my Twitter page too! Would you mind clicking on my name and telling me what you think?
Finished my very first portfolio!
You know it’s a productive day if your RSS feed is full.